This one made me laugh. It's from Immortals, spoken by Baymax crossover inflatable robot Luna after the girls drive their car off a cliff. LMAO!

"Cars are not meant for aquatic transportation," Luna stated in a friendly tone, "Thank you for wearing your seatbelts."

Eternal Knight wrote:

It had been unclear to him what could have happened. One minute he was in the middle of his castle, planning the next move against Crystal Tokyo and the next he felt like falling somewhere else entirely. He first staggered, holding himself to the table, barely avoiding a rather undignified fall. He straightened himself slowly, noticing first the four walls surrounding him covered in paintings he ignored, then the strange staging. Cookies. Cups of tea. Chairs. A table decorated with poor taste. He wrinkled his nose.

Diamond was about to ask for an answer - more so to demand it -, knowing that if someone had any interest in trapping him, they would be watching, when he finally noticed the other man in the room. Taking in the foreign face, he frowned.

"Are you the one I owe for this waste of my time?"

He asked, impatience already starting to show in his stone and general posture. He wouldn't take kindly in being played with and if he needed to kill this stranger to get out, he would gladly oblige.

-- Suitor Shenanigans

I just love EK's perfect portrayal of Demande so much xD

Light wrote:

It was hard to see Luna cry. And really, he was at a loss for words. What could he say to comfort her? What would he want to hear in her place?

"I know how you feel, you know," Artemis finally responded. "I wish I were stronger too. I wish I could fight in their place. I wish I could tell them, you can go home now, we'll take care of the rest. You can go back to leading the normal lives that you deserve."

-- Dead Ringer

My heartttttt T_T

Sailor Pluto wrote:

Instinctively, Haruka swam in front of Michiru, staring at the group of intruders. "You can't tell us what to do!" Haruka quipped. She wasn't about to be bossed around but walking cotton candy, no way.

-- Playground Jungle

Walking cotton candy, I can't

JupiterThunderCrash wrote:

Minako might have been annoyed by their relaxation day being spoiled by some weird text based ransom note, but she didn't hesitate to join her fellow senshi at Club Pulse. She was going to get to the bottom of this ridiculous animal mask crime spree tonight if she had to!

"Don't you know that Halloween isn't here yet, you crooks?" a voice said from above the club entrance. On the roof was Sailor Venus, and she jumped off the top to land next to Jupiter and Makemake. "Those masks look terrible on you! I am Sailor Venus, guardian of Love and Beauty. And in the name of a decent fashion sense, we'll punish you!"

Hotline Tokyo

I just can't stop laughing.

Sailor Saturn wrote:

"Aww, Rei, don't be like that. These things happen. Busy bees have busy knees," she faltered for a second, a tiny frown on her lips, before dismissing it away with a wave, "or something like that."

---

Minako's eyes lingered on Rei's softened expression a second longer than she'd meant to. She chalked it up to calculated crisps and turned away after that, her own smile still in place.

---

"Don't worry. Even if wurst comes to wurst, we'll figure it out."

-- The Sorrow of Spring

Verdi is the best

from the wonderful Sailor Saturn in the causal event RTRP we just finished...as minako...

"And, as a bonus, her slinky dress had slunked down to the ground in the sudden shift of body shapes. "Oh Rei-chan, this is just terrible!" There was a twinkle in her eye that would clearly say otherwise. She threw herself towards the other, flinging arms around Rei in a tight hug. "You'll have to be my clothes now."

From Return to Zenar

DM (guess who?) wrote:

The Krekken is defeated, falls to the ground, and turns to smoke that hovers there.
The smoke clouds of the Krekkens hover inches off the floor, never disappointing.

You go, Evil Smoke!

From Love and Spite

Sailor Neptune wrote:

[...]
So she strode purposefully—very purposefully—down the hall that bright morning, determined to be one of the first students to walk the halls of this new school. She was dressed in her original Silver Academy white blouse with a no-nonsense black pleated skirt and sensible black shoes. As she walked, she eyed her new surroundings disdainfully. (She had already eyed it thoroughly during the holidays, but she wasn’t going to waste another opportunity to give it a disapproving look again.)

I adore how >C she is about ittttttttttttttt


The rest of the linked post includes rocks thrown at houses of cards and jenga towers. please. please read angry high school senior Rei. 

Lysarrie wrote:

Quote :

Kunzite blanched. Well, in all honestly, of course he would rather have a boy. He could imagine how much fun it would be to teach him how to wield a sword, scale walls, craft blades and shields, and even utilize a little bit of magic. He couldn't wait to give his son his first cape, and teach him how to throw a solid punch.

But then a thought struck him. What if they had a boy, but he ended up like the Sailor Starlights? A man by day, and a fuku-clad woman by night.

The horror.

"Absolutely. Nothing else, just girls for us!"

- What to expect when she's expecting

I just... can't stop laughing XD

From Love and Spite:

Sailor Saturn wrote:

She took a second to stare into the reflection of her mirror, winking. Perfect. This was just the right amount of 'good dutiful school girl' and 'hot teenager who knows what she's got', without pushing it too much one way or the other. Enough to incite a riot in her honor, but not enough to get in trouble at this new school. 

XDDDDDD

Sailor Saturn wrote:

With that, a new topic made its way to the forefront and she barreled on ahead, much like her driving. "I can't believe this is our last year, can you? Soon we'll be respectable women with jobs and a white wicker fence and everything!"