Seen a quote that's just priceless? That made you laugh out loud in real life, or cry tears of much feels? Wanna share it with everyone because more people deserve to read this gold? (Of course you do!)

Post your favorite RP quotes in this thread! They can be taken from any RP in character post, whether they're from the Silver Millennium forum, Crystal Tokyo, or Freeform (and everything in between!) Event threads count too! Even live-chat RPs if you want! Just share all those best character quotes and let us all enjoy it here ^_^

As much as possible please try to quote the post directly and then state which thread is from, like so:

Jasper wrote:

When the illusion-wielding senshi spoke up of her concerns in a squeaked voice, Shadow took a deep breath and gazed at her with the straightest face he could muster. "Leviathan, I will let you know the moment that you start trailing silk."

-- Decay RP Event

The formatting doesn't have to be exactly like that but just provide the poster and source and you're good ^^

Comments on quotes are welcome too! We have some really talented writers here, so let's celebrate them

Sailor Uranus wrote:

He adjusted the traffic officer’s cap on his head and strode forward purposefully, feeling amazed familiarity at the weight of his long white hair down his back. “Excuse me, sir,” he called, then put his traffic-whistle to his lips and blew shrilly, “I’m afraid that alleyway is closed to Dark Kingdom Scum – You’ll have to find another path!”

-- Sailor Luna and Tuxedo Cat

Without even knowing of Sailor Luna's identity, Artemis took a significant risk to his personal safety in order to let the mystery senshi escape and fight another day. To him, anyone who opposed the Dark Kingdom was worth protecting.

His gamble paid off, and he managed to look rather handsome in the process!

Sailor Uranus wrote:

Endymion, Prince of Earth and the bravest Knight to have ever lived, trekked fearlessly through the moonlit Bandit Forest, the young prince mentally narrated as he carefully maneuvered around a fallen tree, his twelve-year-old mind easily slipping back into the narrative his late uncle had stylized for him in his younger years. Armed with his wits and the famed Sword of Elysion – it was actually a dull practice blade – he alone would rid the territory of its dangerous denizens. He dashed quickly down a poorly lit hill and jumped over the small brook at the bottom, using his momentum to race up the other side. He slipped once, but recovered quickly, the toe of his boot sinking into the dirt to propel him forward.
 
Occasionally he would lurch forward, sword in hand, to strike at an imaginary foe, Take that, thief! And to you, bandit! Low life scum, you shall never again darken the doors of this fine Kingdom! He danced around a bit, his sword flying, mimicking the movements he had seen the knights make in their practice, his mouth twitching up in a grin as he again relished in the reality that soon he, too, would become a squire, and would get to train with real weapons to become a real Knight and learn to protect his Kingdom. Dare you run from me?! He mentally challenged his foe, which had cowardly turned tail and ran. He dashed after, zipping around trees skillfully, Endymion gave chase, knowing that if the bandit were to escape, he would surely do harm to the innocent people of Elysion! Part of him felt ridiculous, playing in the woods like he were six, but without anyone there to see him, what was the harm? The edge of Bandit Forest was within sight, he narrated, Endymion would need to subdue him there before the bandit found his horse and –

-- Gravity

Everything about little Endymion is adorable and precious, how dare you.

Sailor Pluto wrote:

It was perhaps hypocritical of her, to not tell them about the cave, when she was so angry at Minako for essentially the same thing. But this was different, she told herself. Minako was being stupid, and she had to go stop her.

Stomping her way up the stairs, Rei glared at anything in her path. Minako Aino would not get away with that kind of behavior this time around.

-- Synergy

Rei being delightfully Rei <3 This post made me smile so much.

Sailor CJ wrote:

"Dang, Andromeda," she chimed in. "Those chains used to bind you? That's so metal."

...

"YOU'RE A GIRL. YOU WERE A MAN BUT NOW YOU ARE A GIRL. WHAT HAPPENED. WHAT ARE YOU. WHAT IS MY LIFE."

-- Return to Zenar

I wanted to quote this earlier when I saw it but I forgot. xD

Radicaledward124 wrote:

"Please let me strong enough." She said panting, while the thought that she could be a cat crossed her mind, she didn't have the time to spare to transform. She would get there how she was, at least with thumbs she might stand a chance.

I just laughed so hard at the "thumbs" comment. It was just amusing because cats don't have thumbs and...yeah xD.

Yamichan16 wrote:

He glanced back at Jadeite and saw that he was making a sandwich

"How can you eat at a time like this?" He demanded. Didn't it bother him that their brothers were fighting?

I can't get over the sandwich scene. 

Yes MMR!! I love the thumbs comment too!!

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

"Good morning students and staff, this is Principal Kamekichi, coming to you with an important announcement," the deep voice of their principal drawled.  "As many of you know, the homecoming game is just around the corner.  We encourage you all to come out and support your Knights this Friday at six o' clock.  The football and cheerleading teams have been working hard all month to ensure a great game and great time.  Come watch our team triumph against the rival Youma team..."

-- Once Upon A Dream

Everything in this post is beautiful and nothing hurts.

I have found my writing soul mate.

(Okay I have several of those, but right now let me just have this moment)

Yamichan16 wrote:

"Good morning," Serenity cheerfully greeted the woman. "Have you seen my sister?"

"She just left with your mother," replied the maid.

Serenity just nodded her head and went back to her toast. She'll just have to kill her sister at school then.

-- Love and Spite

I laughed out loud when I read this. Yami is hilarious xD.

And Mercury, I'm glad I could make you laugh

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

"My bet's on...Jadeite." Endymion had faith in the blonde, knowing that he was actually a skilled fighter who just didn't apply himself.

-Betrayal of Our Prince

This made me laugh so hard. I made think of a teacher talking to one of her student's parents. 

Glad you liked my Serenity post. I was trying to being silly.

Aurae wrote:

As the Crystal Carillon appeared, brightly glowing, Sailor Moon leaped into the air with an excited squeal!

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes, YES!" she giggled, cheering. And then she halted, realizing that the room was now illuminated AND EVERYONE COULD SEE HER MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF.

The sailor soldier in pink coughed, blushing brightly, and made an unsuccessful attempt to regain her lost composure, pretending that she had not been bouncing up and down like a child on Christmas morning.

"Um, I mean, shall we proceed?"

Ugh, great save there, Chibi Usa. NOT.

-- Return to Zenar

Stop that adorableness immediately.

Yamichan16 wrote:

He just wanted to go to the moon and get it over with. The only thing he was looking forward to was the chance of meeting moon babes. The girls that worked in the palace were chatty and annoying.

-- Betrayal of Our Prince

I am posting in here too much but YAMI WONT STOP BEING HILARIOUS

Addelyn wrote:

He transformed into his Shintennou form: white uniform with a red trim, black pants, cape, and sword. Ok, the cape definitely needed to go. He only ever wore it on formal occasions and had always hated to wear it while he was fighting. He’d figure out a way to deal with that later.

loved this!

Sailor Mercury wrote:

Except for one thing. Where her mother used to have a chain around her waist, Hikari had twin ribbons of yellow and orange. She touched them carefully, looking at them in wonder. But what do they do?

As if answering her question, the ribbons molded in her hand, transforming into a whip that she was suddenly wielding. Hikari gasped.

So did her mother from across the room.

“Oh my god.” Sailor Venus’ voice rang out. Hikari looked up at her in alarm. Had she done something wrong?

“She has a whip,” Venus continued, her eyes widening. “I don’t believe it. Guys, she has a Love Whip!” she said before cackling happily. “That’s my girl!”

-- Chibi Guardians

Mercury plays a perfect Minako - it's unreal xD.

Sailor Mercury wrote:

As Mercury started tending to the injured senshi, Mars glanced at Moon, watching how she reached almost uncertainly toward her brooch before her hand fell away. She could practically sense her friend’s insecurity after what had happened earlier. That was not good; the crystal was her heart, it would perform depending on how strong it was and if Sailor Moon lost her confidence in it, they might be able to steal it like they’d always wanted. Perhaps that was the plan all along—make her lose faith in herself and that way easily separate her from her Sailor Crystal.

Mars’ brows furrowed in worry, but then Moon spoke abruptly, surprising her. Her warmth and innocence almost melted Mars’ concern—and not for the first time she felt torn between hugging and hitting her friend at the same time. She was just so… gullible sometimes, but Mars knew she did it because she had everyone’s best interests at heart and she just wanted everyone to be friends. After what happened with Galaxia, it made sense that Moon would want to continue the trend, believing all sailor senshi were good and could be redeemed because they were all one and the same.

She tensed as Freeze took Moon’s hand, but when the senshi of ice didn’t do anything, Mars forced herself to relax. She took a deep breath to center herself before answering.

“I’m Sailor Mars.”

And I can melt ice. I mean, you. I can melt you. Sometimes with just my glare.

She did not say the rest of it out loud, knowing Moon would just be upset with her. Not that she cared much about that either or anything.

--Ghost Planets

PERFECT REI IS PERFECT!   So many emotions! (Mostly teeheeheee's and genuine smiles XD)

Sailor Venus wrote:

When he had initially entered the kitchens, Artemis had sneaked to his destination in a furtive manner. Once his 'prize' had been acquired and victory seemed just within grasp, he encountered a slight problem. Well, two slight problems.

1) You need a can opener to open a sealed, metal can of tuna.

So, he opened up a few drawers for a can opener. When the can opener still proved elusive, he began to look in some less obvious places, like a large can of flour. Thankfully, he had managed not to knock it over and spills its contents.

Then, he noticed an unopened drawer. With a little skill, he opened it and... success! A can opener! With his back side still perched on the kitchen counter and his two front paws digging in the drawer for the can opener, he never saw Jupiter step into the kitchen.

2) Cats have a really hard time using a can opener. This must be why cats did not usually fetch their own tuna.

Unknown to him, a third problem was about to arise, Jupiter's approach. With a yelp of surprise, Artemis tried to stumble away from the scene of the crime when he heard Jupiter's voice. Unfortunately, he lost his footing and tumbled into the drawer. Of course, the drawer couldn't hold his weight and it, too, fell to the ground. It emptied a cat and its contents, thankfully not sharp, onto the floor.

Face planted in the floor, he groaned slightly in embarrassment more than pain. "Yes, please."

--The Lunar Chronicles: Phase I - New Moon

This is just gold from start to finish.

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

"We need to discuss this formally, with the guardian senshi," Endymion said. The authority in his voice still remained, the kingly part of him taking over. Although still a youth, Endymion had a strange ability to change demeanor instantly. His entire body was tense, waiting for another attack. He could feel his sword burning into his side, itching to be drawn and used to slay whatever was threatening the peace.                                                                 --Prince Endymion
                                                                                                                                             Light and Darkness

I love this RP to pieces and just love your portrayal of Endy. It is so perfect. He is such a protective figure and such a mature and strong wiled young man. I am excited to see him more as this RP plays out.

Sailor Mercury wrote:

Still, how did it feel to be the only kind in your species? For almost a century?

How did she know how to people?
-Andromeda in Jailbirds

 Andromeda is just too cute! And she will soon find at that Achelois did not, and still doesn't always, know how to people.

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

As Queen Serenity:
The queen stood, holding Serenity on her hip. Ever since the accident, the queen simply could not let go of her daughter. She found that holding onto the fabric of the princess's dress kept the queen's hands from trembling. 

This is so precious and so heartbreaking at the same time.

MMR in Burning Passions: wrote:

Throughout their trip, Rei spent the time nagging Jadeite about how no, he could not get coffee and no, the toilet brushes weren't to be used as swords. No matter how often she would try to tell him that you had to check the dates on everything, she was pretty sure he grabbed the milk that was due to expire in a few days. 

Pure gold! 

Sailor Mercury wrote:

The gun’s mechanism was technological. It was not magical. Which meant Ami could probably disarm it. Michiru called her desperately, but no one answered. Meanwhile she stared at the jumble of cables and buttons around it, not having the slightest clue what it all meant. The panel on the side counted down the minute. She had thirty seconds left.

She imagined a hole in the middle of Haruka’s torso and had to force herself to breathe.

In a fit of desperation, she ran toward Haruka, not knowing what she was going to do. Shield her with her own body? What guarantee did she have that the gun wouldn’t just rip through both of them?

“I love you,” she blurted out, cradling Haruka’s face in her hands. “And I don’t want to meet you another time, damn it. I want you here, right now, forever.”

The beeps continued to count down. Michiru’s brain raced. She had been counting down along with it, and knew she had fifteen seconds.

She turned around, facing the contraption. Eyed it as if she could will it out of her way.

Ten seconds.

Michiru brought out her gun and took a deep breath. Five… four… three… two…

A series of loud shots echoed in the room.

Then silence.

She had six bullets in her chamber. Three had lodged themselves on the mouth of the contraption, jamming it. The other three crashed through its mechanisms, breaking the entire circuit.

She didn’t know if it would have worked. Like a bomb, she could have just made it explode instead.

But it didn’t.

She sagged against Haruka, her knees weak from relief.

Then she turned around and kissed her as if it was their last moments on earth.

-- Jar of Hearts

This is the first RP post I have read that has brought me to tears. This is a two-person RP and as I was reading this part, I had NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I can't deal with the emotions this post brings me xD

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

Usagi's eyebrows knit together when her brother entered the room. He looked frazzled, as if he had been in his own little world and been yanked out of it all of a sudden. But Usagi decided to ignore it for now - her brother was just a weirdo.....

Waaaaay to be observant Usagi. (Seriously this made me laugh so hard. Brother's acting a bit weird? Nahhh. Just ignore it.) XD

Crystalsetsuna wrote:

Seiya smiled and hugged Usagi, perhaps a little tighter than she normally would of. She was glad she hadn't asked anymore questions, it was painful enough to once again be confronted with a love she could never reach. But she had told the truth. She was happy as long as she could have Usagi near by, even as a friend. It was good enough.

That last sentence gave me so many feels and I don't even know how to deal with the angst Seiya feels and GAH

Quote :

Rei couldn't control herself anymore. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him forward, pressing her lips against his in a passionate kiss.

She felt it. The fireworks. The butterflies. The passion. Jadeite's lips were so firm and warm, and it seemed that Rei's lips fit perfectly with his. She smiled into the kiss, running her fingers through Jadeite's hair. 

"I'm all yours," she whispered.

It's getting hot in here!!! 

Sailor CJ wrote:

[...]

She briefly noticed a fluffy creature with the sailor scout she knew as "Sailor Pancreas." Her wides eyed as she took the little ball of fur in.

"Is that... a Pokémon?" she muttered to herself.

-- Remnants

could not stop laughing xD

JupiterThunderCrash wrote:

"W-woah...!" Another move that didn't match with the ones he was familiar with. Minako would want to see that video for sure. Hikari might have to practice to get better control of that Lovely Radiance, but it already looked powerful.

-- Chibi Guardians

I dunno why I laughed so hard, but the bolded sentence just sounded funny to me...like, if Lovely Radiance wasn't an attack, and Artemis was actually referring to Hikari's "Lovely Radiance"...yeah xD I'm tired.

Princess Luna wrote:

 He wanted to be able to calm her, but in the car he clearly couldn't just grab her and hold her tight, with the hope that it'd wash her fear away. 
--Infection

This is just super adorable and I just smiled so much when reading it.

Miss Moon Rose wrote:

Fighter leaned forward, her eyes staring deep into the little girl's. This was definitely her kid. How could she be stupid enough to think this was Mamoru's? The kid was actually good-looking, for crying out loud.

Listen to Your Heart

:lolz:

JupiterThunderCrash wrote:

"You decide what Sailor Mercury stands for, not them. You can do or be whatever you want, okay?" If Ami wanted to be the senshi of Ice Cream and Snow Days instead of Water and Wisdom, she'd support her all the way, though it would take some getting used to...

-- Hypothesis

I am now the senshi of Ice Cream and Snow Days. It has been decided.