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Act 4:
-Oh, there's a recap of the last episode. Why is Usagi calling Rei "Rei-chan" when Rei obviously doesn't like her?
-PGSM is more realistic than the other versions, which I like because there's no way Ami can have natural blue hair!
-Is it just me, or does Luna seem bossier in this version?
-Jadeite likes Beryl?
-Nephrite's hair…it frightens me.
-Birthday party? It was a masquerade!
-That reminds me: where is Umino?!
-Luna. The crystal is blue. Not silver. It's not the Silver Crystal.
-Of course. Usagi hits Mamoru (accidentally!) I still want him to call her Odango!
-Mamoru. I just lectured Luna about this. It's not the Silver Crystal!
-Was that Nephrite? His hair still stands out. Great disguise, Nephrite.
-"I don't need friends." Somebody's a lonely Pyro!
-Now Rei's gonna make me cry. How can you not love Usagi? I do get where she's coming from though, she likes to work alone because she's been alone her whole freaking life, and she's kind of used to it.
-The outfits are cute!
-I need that phone! Some one needs to invent it!
-Ami! She's so kaiwaii! Nyaa!
-She's a bear?! WTF? This was supposed to be one of the most romantic scenes in the manga (in my opinion,) and she's a bear?! Why not wear a dress from earlier?
-Rei! She looks so pretty!
-Although I miss Princess D, this girl is okay. In love with her outfit!
-PARTY!! ^^
-He has a magical rock. Impressive. Not!
-The youma looks like an ear of corn.
-This is just sad. She's a lost bear now.
-She gets hearts in her eyes! Lol
-"What's with this bear?" LMAO!
-Ami takes a sensible approach towards Rei. Cuz, y'know, she's a sensible person.
-Yes, Ami. Rei is afraid of friends. And probably men too.
-Am I the only one smelling a bit of ReixAmi?
-Now I'm gonna cry again. This time because I feel bad for Rei.
-Well that was awkward, wasn't it, Usagi?
-She was glowing green! Like that one youma in the anime!
-Corn Man, AKA Youma of the Day, is back.
-She just pushed it! Go Rei!
-How can she use that phone in a bear suit?
-The theme song!
-Oh god. Really, Usagi? You're stuck?
-Rei's a BAMF! ^^
-Run, Ami!
-"I'll punish you!" They're all scared now!
-They're zombie youma!
-Ugh. JUST DIE ALREADY, youma!
-C'est la Vie!!!!! *squeals*
-Rei then realized she was happy. Which in her world, is unacceptable or something.
-She caught it!
-Then she falls off.
-A giant bubble! Eh, I like the umbrella better.
-C'est la Vie! Whenever it plays, I'm gonna say that.
-I would be so embarrassed!
-They're revealing her identity by calling Usagi "Tsukino-san." Does he even know her name? Oh wait, he doesn't know who he is! Never mind…
-C'est la Vie! <3
-Rei's being nice. Yay.
-Party time next episode! Yay!
That's it! ^^