Just hit the pause button and you're good to write.

I can't write because the Art of Writing is much more awesome and I wanna link Ages.
A Myst joke for the one fan out there.

Write about the Art of Writing then, and expand the awesome!

I can't write because I have to do my homework.

Only take writing classes, then do them both at once!

I can't write cause I DONT WANNA! >:[

Calm down! Relax. Chill out. Write whenever you want to, but just write.

I can't write because I'm busy not writing.

Simple! Use writing to procrastinate your not writing!

I can't write because my eyes hurt  

You can try typing with your eyes shut, if you want. (Don't worry, my eyes hurt too atm.)

I can't write because I'm hungry.

Eat with your left hand and write with your right! For a challenge, you could right with your write?

I can't write because my eyes are closed! and so the solution becomes a problem

Use Talk-to-Text and narrate your way to writing!

I can't write because I am le tired.

Then fire le pencils! Write in the sky!


I can't write because my elbow feels weird.

Write with your hands.............not your elbows. xD

I can't write because my computer won't let me type.
How am I doing it here though....

Go back to basics and write on pen and paper!  Or just carve it into stones, ala runes!

I can't write because my dog is sleeping in my lap.

Get a bit of paper and write on your dog, he won't mind, he might like it even.

I can't write because I'm on a voice chat on Discord.

Tell your story verbally instead of writing it down. 

I can't write, because I forgot to write.

Relearn how to write then! Take a class, read a book! We all have to learn at some point!

I can't write because my hands have wandered off.

Type with your feet. :3 I can!

I can't write because apparently it's unforgivable and in the name of the moon Sailor Moon will punish me.