do we post them here or send them to you?

You post them in a thread. This is a game not a competition ^.^

Addelyn wrote:

You post them in a thread. This is a game not a competition ^.^

well... it wasnt stated so i asked just to be safe dont need to mess up! XD

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Note from the author: I once again used VIXX is this because why not XD Wonkshi aka the one who blew up the toaster oven; stage name is ravi. Taekwoon aka the toaster oven’s owner; stage name is leo. Then one is the kitchen w/ ravi is hongbin, then hyuk comes in to reveal that the toaster oven is leo’s. Ken is the one who comes home 1st, then finally leo and N the leader of vixx

i used the 1st prompt

-smoke alarm is heard going off in an apartment on the 3^rd floor of a high rise condo-
Well that didn’t go well did it?
He’s going to kill you, you know.
No he’s not. I didn’t do anything wrong.
Yes you did you set off the smoke alarm trying to make toast!
Still not my fault.
-sigh- only you’d set the toaster oven for 60 minutes when you really only need 3 minutes max and catch it on fire.
Well, technically it wasn’t on fire. It just smoked really bad and burned.
Of course it wasn’t on fire you fool, you completely BLEW IT UP!
Taekwoon- hyung is going to murder you for breaking his new toaster oven, wonkshi -hyung.
…….. it was …. Taekwoonie-hyungs, not –points to hongbin- his?
No it was taekwoon-hyung’s.
I’m a dead man aren’t i?
Yes you are wonkshi-hyung, I’ll miss you.
-door opens-
Hide me!
What happened in here?
Wonkshi-hyung broke taekwoon-hyung’s new toaster oven trying to make toast.
We’re going to need a new rapper, I’ll go call the company.
HYUNG! HOW COULD YOU!
Easy, you’re the one that broke the toaster oven, not me.
Soon enough said owner of said burned toaster oven and the group’s leader arrived home.
Do I wanna know what happened in here and why ravi ran from the room screaming when he saw taekwoon?
*hongbin and hyuk point to the toaster oven*
Oh…..dear……
 
It’s safe to say that taekwoon didn’t speak to wonkshi after that and made him buy a new toaster oven.

"Technically it wasn't on fire." He said.

"Of course it wasn't on fire! You blew it up!" She said. "What were you thinking, setting off fireworks 
right next to a car?" 

He scratched his head and awkwardly laughed. "Yeah, I wasn't thinking..." He had set off the fireworks in hope that it would be cute for their anniversary. He bought her flowers, they had a picnic and watched the sun set. Right after he thought it'd be fun to set off fireworks. However, he ended up setting it off too close to their car, hence the explosion.

"I'm sorry, I wanted to end our anniversary night with a bang. But, that wasn't the kind of bang I was looking for." He wasn't sure how they were going to get home now and they were pretty far from town. He smiled at her.

"I know..." She said smiling back. "It's such a nice night. I guess we could always walk home." 

He laughed, "Yeah that's true. I love you." 

"I love you too." She said. "Mistakes and all." She pulled him close and kissed him.

Usagi incredulously looked up at the lid of a cooking pot stuck sideways in the ceiling of the kitchen. Reaching up on the tip of her toes, she tried to reach it with one hand. When she failed, Usagi jumped, missed the lid, and fell to the ground.

“Technically, it wasn’t on fire,” Minako said as she tried to fight off Makoto’s escalating anger with a large, sheepish grin.

“Of course it wasn’t on fire. You completely blew it up!” The brunette yelled, gesturing to the demolished oven. It had collapsed inward on itself and the ventilation hood above it clattered to the ground.

“But,” Minako said, taking a step backwards as she held up a finger. “You wouldn’t let me cook, because you were worried I would burn the place down. Technically, there is no fire.”

Oh no, those were the wrong words to say to the chef in her ruined kitchen next to her devastated stove underneath a uniquely shaped hole in the ceiling. Makoto’s scream escalated in pitch as she lunged forward to catch the unruly blonde, who leapt to the side with a squeal to evade the danger.
 
As the two ran out of the room, Rei turned to Ami with her hand out-stretched. “Pay me,” she laughed. A short, pained whimper escaped Ami’s throat as she pushed money into the priestess’ hand.

“Never again,” Ami muttered.

Welll... this is my first time with this but....



Sailor Hoshi was beside herself. There was a pink haired brat standing in front of her, tied with rope. She sighed and looked towards her companion. "I thought I'd made it clear we have a no abduction policy." She sauntered over to the girl and undid her duct tape. "At least your facial hair isn't pink."

The silver haired girl spoke, "She wasn't cooperating. What did you expect me to do?"

Hoshi sighed. "Oh really now, how was she not cooperating."

"Well..." Sailor Hakushi spoke. "She hit me in the butt with hearts, it was horrifying. I didn't think I'd make it out alive! There's still bruises on my perfect butt!

Hakushi soon found herself on the floor, with more bruises in other places than her perfect posterior.

"I don't know why I even bother." Hoshi sighed as she made herself a drink; her drink of choice, a mojito. She left the two losers in the basement. How in the world were they supposed to take over the White Moon Kingdom with idiots around.

You guys are doing great!

GreenPea501 wrote:

I’m a dead man aren’t i?
Yes you are wonkshi-hyung, I’ll miss you.

Comedic gold! I love humor like this!

Princess Luna wrote:

I wanted to end our anniversary night with a bang. But, that wasn't the kind of bang I was looking for

This realization is a thing of beauty!

VBabe wrote:

1
Rei turned to Ami with her hand out-stretched. “Pay me,” she laughed. A short, pained whimper escaped Ami’s throat as she pushed money into the priestess’ hand.

“Never again,” Ami muttered.
2
The blonde preened her nails at the 'compliment' and half-halfheartedly restrained a giggle. "Well, I am the goddess of love, after all." 

"Why have you not learned sarcasm, yet?" 
3
The words rung a hollow truth, but doubt threatened to overtake her heart. The foretold future had seemed so bleak and filled with pain. How could she love him now if she thought that was the future that awaited her? She wanted to shield her heart.

Wow VBabe! Lovely takes on all three prompts!  So much hilarity followed BY  HEARTBREAKING THAT'S OKAY I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY

Starchild wrote:

She hit me in the butt with hearts, it was horrifying. I didn't think I'd make it out alive! There's still bruises on my perfect butt

Wow that's some fantastic self-love! Much funny, yes good.

Keep up the fantastic retellings guys! I love how differently everyone thinks!

Anait Zelleire wrote:

You guys are doing great!

GreenPea501 wrote:

I’m a dead man aren’t i?
Yes you are wonkshi-hyung, I’ll miss you.

Comedic gold! I love humor like this!

Princess Luna wrote:

I wanted to end our anniversary night with a bang. But, that wasn't the kind of bang I was looking for

This realization is a thing of beauty!

VBabe wrote:

1
Rei turned to Ami with her hand out-stretched. “Pay me,” she laughed. A short, pained whimper escaped Ami’s throat as she pushed money into the priestess’ hand.

“Never again,” Ami muttered.
2
The blonde preened her nails at the 'compliment' and half-halfheartedly restrained a giggle. "Well, I am the goddess of love, after all." 

"Why have you not learned sarcasm, yet?" 
3
The words rung a hollow truth, but doubt threatened to overtake her heart. The foretold future had seemed so bleak and filled with pain. How could she love him now if she thought that was the future that awaited her? She wanted to shield her heart.

Wow VBabe! Lovely takes on all three prompts!  So much hilarity followed BY  HEARTBREAKING THAT'S OKAY I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY

Starchild wrote:

She hit me in the butt with hearts, it was horrifying. I didn't think I'd make it out alive! There's still bruises on my perfect butt

Wow that's some fantastic self-love! Much funny, yes good.

Keep up the fantastic retellings guys! I love how differently everyone thinks!

aww thank you glad you got a laugh out of it XD

@ princess sailor mai

yeah i can see it happening.... woohyun blows up the oven in gyu/dongwoo/hoya's apartment....

[Only admins are allowed to see this link] hehe

Prompt 1-part 1
The two stood at the base of the tower, it loomed over them with a long shadow. Her hair shone brightly in the moonlight as she shut her eyes and began chanting under her breath. Her arm outstretched, small flickers of light danced out and around her fingertips. He stood in awe, but he couldn’t for long. The carriage, the horses would get spooked at this rate. He gently guided them into the nearby brush.

Suddenly, an orange light illuminated the area, followed by the splintering of wood and the cracking of stone. Shouts arose and the horses began to twist and squeal adding more noise to the fray. His heart lept into his throat as he dashed from the brush to see her there, a fire behind her but gingerly protecting something round wrapped in a fine cloth.

He stared at the catastrophe, cocking his head at the destroyed rock pile behind her. She blinked at him.

“Technically it wasn’t on fire.” He said

“Of course it wasn’t on fire! You completely blew it up!”

“Me? I don’t..” He shook his head. “You’re the one with the magic!”

“But you distracted me! Therefore, YOU blew it up!”

The argument was interrupted by the galloping of hooves followed by hollering.

“Quickly, quickly!” He ushered her to the bushes where their carriage lay in wait. He had just reached for the reigns when he heard sounds of a struggle. He turned around, she wasn’t behind him. Heart in his throat, he released the reins and went for the clearing, but before his panic would reach its capacity, it was at that moment she returned. Their eyes locked for just a second as she approached the carriage.

“We don’t have time for your judgement. Let’s leave.”

He could only nod.


Prompt 2-part 2
Slamming the door and swearing under his breath, he turned to her with a heavy sigh. It took quite a bit of effort, dragging the unconscious body of the security guard into the carriage-but somehow she accomplished it.

“I thought we made it clear we have a no abduction policy.”

“She wasn’t cooperating. What did you expect me to do?” With a grunt, the second door slammed and with a snap of leather they were off.

The minutes passed on the country road as the two discussed what they should do with their additional passenger. Her wounds were not fatal-she only had a small bump

“If we drop her off at the clinic, we might-“

“They have knights everywhere! Our faces-we’d be recognized!”

“Like we haven’t been already?” He groaned. His partner averted her gaze, crossing her arms as she stared at the passing scenery.

What was it they were trying to accomplish by all of this, anyways? This was supposed to be simple, but complications kept arising. Conflict swirled in his heart.

“Is this all…really worth it?”

“Stop the horses.”

“But-“

“STOP THIS BLASTED COACH!”

She would have started grabbing for the reins and dying in a ditch was not the way he wanted to go out. He slowed the pace to a stop as she grabbed his face, so he was staring directly into her eyes.

“Don’t. Say. That. Don’t EVER say that.” She sounded angry, but her expression said otherwise. She kissed him lightly on his cheek.

“I love you. I never want to be apart from you.” She insisted. “Even if it’s against my blood, I will continue fighting. Please…Please tell me you will as well.”

He blinked back tears. “Yes...m’lady.” And returned the kiss.

They would never be apart. He refused.


Prompt 3-part 3
She was the heir to the throne. The royal family had to be of excellent stature-golden eyes, white hair, and be pure in order to be able to use the tome to keep ruling over the lands. He never expected her to be so cold and distant.

As time went on, he learned that she was passionate, intelligent, and witty. To be locked up and never leave, to constantly overlook the tome, this was clearly a future she never wanted a part of. They had become very close, and it was out of the love in her heart that she indulged this truth for him.

She didn’t want to live as her mother had-solemn, unmoving, reading the tome aloud day after day in a windowless bunker. She wanted a life outside the barren and lonely walls she was raised-she wanted to live.

So in defiance, they broke this purity. It was a lovely evening, just the two of them and nothing but the stars of the evening and the silken sheets.

However, it hadn’t gone unnoticed. The tome would never react to her touch-she was a failure of the family. The gods, however, took pity on their relationship. They spoke:

“He has served countless kings, faked countless deaths, bided his time, waiting for you.” Such was the depth of his love for her.
 
They were then told of a magic orb; If they possessed it, they’d be free of this blasted fate.

They froze, a silver blade placed in-between them but they remained in their embrace.

A shaky voice arose from the back of the carriage: “M-m’lady?”

Assessing the situation and seeing the orb, she withdrew her sword-giving them her quiet consent.

They continued their journey. All that was left was to deliver the orb. They would be free.

Thank you to everyone who participated, this event is now over!