Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 4:01 am
Welcome Ladies and Gents to DJ Mars' Hotline of Love!
Any and all calls are welcome this week as we get close to our impending doom also known as Valentine's Day! Singe and lonely? Married and cranky? Well don't worry because I've got just what you need! Grab your phone and dial me up today - $1 per minute - and I'll answer any love advice you need! Don't dial in when someone else is already calling in for advice or else your call will be denied! After I'm finished with a caller then a new request for advice may be put in. Once your call is finished, don't forget to pick up your free gift sponsored by GC Radio!
mercuryfan
Lotus Crystal
Title : techno-geek senshi | A GC official lover of Sailor Mercury (duh) and Sailor Pluto | The GC Official Viluy Posts : 1342 Join date : 2015-01-07 Age : 53 Location : Sacramento, California
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 8:01 am
{dials Mars's Hotline of Love} (when someone picks up} Hello. How do I find the girl who is right for me?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 8:16 am
mercuryfan wrote:
{dials Mars's Hotline of Love} (when someone picks up} Hello. How do I find the girl who is right for me?
Catnip is key, my friend. Just take it and rub it all on you. It will attract all the ladies trust me. Well...the girls that show up might not actually be the same species as you but who can resist a pretty kitty kat anyway! Either way good luck out there!
Next caller!
Sailor Jupiter
Inner Senshi Admin Member Relations Director
Title : *~Jupes | Jupi~* Posts : 4133 Join date : 2014-01-14 Age : 32 Location : USA
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 8:19 am
Hello, Mars? How can I get creepy guys to stop hitting on me at work?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 8:47 am
Henshinyo wrote:
Hello, Mars? How can I get creepy guys to stop hitting on me at work?
Oh I have the perfect solution for you! Now listen to me carefully, when a guy hits on you just play it cool up until his order is done and he comes to get it. Right when you're about to give it to him just throw the entire frappuccino in his face. HA! That should definitely teach him a lesson! If you get fired you can always work here...as a janitor! Good luck!
Bring on the next caller.
Addelyn
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's Official Nephrite Posts : 8024 Join date : 2012-08-04 Age : 35 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 8:51 am
Hello Mars, when will I meet the one?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 9:02 am
Addelyn wrote:
Hello Mars, when will I meet the one?
Ikea! I hear they're having a wonderful sale this weekend so you should find the right one then. You are referring to the perfect couch right...right? Anyway, good luck!
Next caller!
Sportsnutd
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's Dark Mercury.RAINBOW DASH BEST PONY! Posts : 6893 Join date : 2015-06-29 Age : 40 Location : Littleton, Colorado
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 9:11 am
Hello Mars, When will I find the right girl to be with for the rest of my life?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 10:31 am
sportsnutd wrote:
Hello Mars, When will I find the right girl to be with for the rest of my life?
Go to Build-A-Bear, work on a teddy bear until she's just the way you want her and then you're done! She'll never leave your side.
Next!
Andalusite
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's official Eudial Posts : 1955 Join date : 2015-02-25 Age : 32 Location : Mentally still in Zagreb
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 10:39 am
Hello, Mars! Last Valentine's day I accidentally dropped a rock on my boyfriend's foot. What preventive measures should I take this time around so that it doesn't happen again?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 11:03 am
Andalusite wrote:
Hello, Mars! Last Valentine's day I accidentally dropped a rock on my boyfriend's foot. What preventive measures should I take this time around so that it doesn't happen again?
Make it a new tradition to spice things up. Throw it at his face this time instead.
Next!
Eternal Knight
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's Official Prince Diamond Posts : 2408 Join date : 2015-07-20 Age : 32 Location : Teleporting between Elysion and Nemesis
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 1:01 pm
Hello Mars, is it better to spend lots of money on your Valentine or give them homemade and thoughtful things?
Tuxedo Mask
Moderator
Title : Knight of Roses and Speeches Posts : 42 Join date : 2011-06-15
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 4:52 pm
I cannot tolerate such terrible love advice any longer! How dare you take advantage of these innocent maidens and gentlemen in love! My passion for love reigns supreme over your passion advice, Sailor Mars!
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 5:01 pm
Tuxedo Mask wrote:
I cannot tolerate such terrible love advice any longer! How dare you take advantage of these innocent maidens and gentlemen in love! My passion for love reigns supreme over your passion advice, Sailor Mars!
How about you go get kidnapped or something until I'm done.
Sorry for that rude interruption folks. Let's get back on schedule shall we?
Eternal Knight wrote:
Hello Mars, is it better to spend lots of money on your Valentine or give them homemade and thoughtful things?
The only thing you should be spending lots of money on is the candy on sale the next day. Buy a cheap box of chocolates and fake roses and call of it a day. Happy V-day!
Brit-chan
Senior Member Small Lady Emeritus
Title : Queen of the Cat Kingdom Posts : 23236 Join date : 2011-06-23 Age : 37 Location : Lafayette, LA
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 5:07 pm
Mars, my fiance and I could use a little something to spice up our love life! It's totally lacking. Got anything for me?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 5:10 pm
Small Lady wrote:
Mars, my fiance and I could use a little something to spice up our love life! It's totally lacking. Got anything for me?
Get a dog. Here's some V-day music to get in the spirit folks!
Chmia
Lotus Crystal
Title : Leg Lamp Power, Make Up! Posts : 8262 Join date : 2011-10-01 Age : 35 Location : San Antonio, Texas
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 5:20 pm
Sailor Mars, will you be my valentine?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 6:51 pm
VBabe wrote:
Sailor Mars, will you be my valentine?
Yes. I expect expensive gifts.
Princess Sailor Mai
Pyramidal Crystal
Title : Galaxy Cauldron's Official Princess Inspirit! Posts : 402 Join date : 2015-11-17 Age : 34 Location : In the middle of nowhere between part-time work and needing a full-time career
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 10th February 2016, 7:32 pm
Sailor Mars, this is my first Valentine's day as half of a couple. What activities would you recommend for a couple in their first year?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 12th February 2016, 4:38 am
Princess Sailor Mai wrote:
Sailor Mars, this is my first Valentine's day as half of a couple. What activities would you recommend for a couple in their first year?
Dinner and a movie. I remember seeing hot pockets on sale a few days ago at Walmart. Pick a few up and go to redbox for a movie. So romantic.
Next Caller!
Sailor Neptune
Outer Senshi Admin RP Graphics & Canon Admin
Title : Drinker of Roleplayers' Tears ~ The Internationaliest™ Posts : 9577 Join date : 2013-07-25 Age : 37 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 12th February 2016, 7:13 am
Sailor Mars, touching love letters gives me a rash. What should I do with all my admirers?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 12th February 2016, 8:33 pm
Sailor Mercury wrote:
Sailor Mars, touching love letters gives me a rash. What should I do with all my admirers?
Show your appreciation by giving them chocolate....with laxatives in them!
Next caller.
PoetofMercury
Pyramidal Crystal
Title : GC's Official Loof Merrow Posts : 1656 Join date : 2011-08-04 Age : 47 Location : Long Island NY
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 12th February 2016, 8:41 pm
Sailor Mars, how can I tell my hubby that I'd love it if he sent flowers to my job like he used to without demanding it, which would be boring?
Princess Luna
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's official Luna. Posts : 8228 Join date : 2012-02-29 Age : 32 Location : Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 13th February 2016, 9:56 pm
Hello, Sailor Mars. Will I meet the man of my dreams soon?
Cosmos-Hime
Moderator
Title : ﾐ☆ GC's official Sailor Cosmos! ﾐ☆ Posts : 12832 Join date : 2014-11-14 Age : 32 Location : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 13th February 2016, 10:46 pm
Sailor Mars, my boyfriend decided valentines day is a waste of time. What do I do?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 14th February 2016, 9:02 am
PoetofMercury wrote:
Sailor Mars, how can I tell my hubby that I'd love it if he sent flowers to my job like he used to without demanding it, which would be boring?
Go out and rent the Bee Movie. The torture of watching it will make him never forget to send you flowers for Vday ever again. He'll also hate bees. A lot.
Also remember to read the instructions.
Sailor Mars wrote:
Don't dial in when someone else is already calling in for advice or else your call will be denied!
Princess Luna wrote:
Hello, Sailor Mars. Will I meet the man of my dreams soon?
Yes. Just go back to sleep where he's waiting for you.
Cosmos-Hime wrote:
Sailor Mars, my boyfriend decided valentines day is a waste of time. What do I do?
Anyone who doesn't take what you like seriously is a waste of time. Dump him.
Next!
Hikari-chan
Lotus Crystal
Title : Honestly, I’ve never fit in with the world. I was always alone. Posts : 8662 Join date : 2013-05-26 Age : 34
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 14th February 2016, 9:40 am
Mars will I ever find someone who thinks I'm beautiful and accepts me even with all my flaws?
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 15th February 2016, 7:43 am
Hikari-chan wrote:
Mars will I ever find someone who thinks I'm beautiful and accepts me even with all my flaws?
Yes, a dog! Dogs except everyone as long you feed it and walk it. Dogs are so great.
Addelyn
Lotus Crystal
Title : GC's Official Nephrite Posts : 8024 Join date : 2012-08-04 Age : 35 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 15th February 2016, 7:51 am
Hello Mars? I just wanted to thank you for taking everyone's calls. That was really nice of you.
yunbuns
Lotus Crystal
Title : Queen of da Norf. Posts : 3068 Join date : 2014-02-26 Age : 30 Location : Who knows.
Subject: Re: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 15th February 2016, 7:53 am
Addelyn wrote:
Hello Mars? I just wanted to thank you for taking everyone's calls. That was really nice of you.
I know right? I'm so awesome!
Spoiler:
In all seriousness, thank you all for coming to seek my dumb advice!
Subject: Sailor Mars' Hotline of Love 
10th February 2016, 4:01 am
