Welcome to Rei's Hut of Freaky Fortunes, I guess. Whatever you do DON'T all crowd in at once. Wait until the person before you gets their fortune; one reading at a time, okay? Just pick whichever one you'd like we'll get started.

 Past / Present / Future 

 Background / Problem / Advice 

 Want / Need / Get 

Oh and don't forget to grab your commemorative signature on your way out.

Past: Ace of Pentacles Inverted - Hm, perhaps in the past your happiness was coming from physical things? Possessions, food?

Present: Two of Chalices Upright - Happy news! A new friendship or partnership of some sort is forming right now. Congratulations.

Future: The Tower Upright - A sudden, violent loss is in your future. But it's not all bad, it looks like it'll leave you feeling spiritually lighter.

Sailor Mercury

Want: Three of Chalices Inverted - You want to self indulge, to succumb to your urge to treat yourself.

Need: Six of Swords Upright - What you really need instead is to overcome the obstacles within yourself.

Get:  Six of Pentacles Inverted - It looks like you plan on treating yourself instead, maybe when it's even financially irresponsible to do so! But don't worry - your future is never set in stone, change it while you can!

Zoey900

Background: The Chariot Upright - In the past, you've experienced great success in an endeavor.

Problem: Queen of Swords Inverted - Unfortunately, that great success has left you feeling like you're not living up to your old standards anymore since you're just doing "okay" right now.

Advice: The Hermit - The cards suggest taking a step back and reflecting on your problem. It's all in how you see it. You're not the failure you're making yourself out to be!

Cosmos-Hime

Past: King of Swords Upright - In the past, you have been a leader and rule-follower. You've enjoyed order and were quick to bounce from interest to interest. Any disruption to this may have caused unrest.

Present: The Empress Upright - At present, you're cultivating financial and emotional stability and security. Always a wise and lucky path.

Future: Queen of Chalices Upright - I see balance and harmony in your future. You will reconcile your need for order with your changing life, ultimately finding an ideological security.

P.S. Rei-chan is doing readings as fast as she can, but she's working at her other job a lot this weekend. Thanks for being patient!

Ah, that's uh, a "unique" way of choosing a fortune (usually each line is a reading), but I did my best!

Past: Four of Swords Upright - In the past, you've taken a beating - physically or emotionally - and have spent some time recovering. 

Problem: Nine of Wands Inverted - Right now, you're scatterbrained and uncompromising. You don't feel much like sharing and may even be experiencing some sort of illness.

Get: Queen of Pentacles Inverted - A narrow outlook is in your future and an encounter with an opulent mizer. Tread cautiously.

Want: Page of Wands Inverted - You or someone close to you is being a bit gossipy. You or they are wishing for something unfortunate to happen to a coworker, friend or acquaintance and feel that they deserve it.

Need: Two of Pentacles Inverted - What you need right now is a little fun. Spend a bit more money than usual or have a big night out. Unwind now and bother with the consequences a little later.

Get: Justice Upright - Complete triumph. Wellness, a decisively good end to a situation, clarity and fairness await in your future!

Sailor Pluto

Background: Nine of Chalices Inverted - Someone has been abusing your hospitality. You may have even fallen into a bit of debt because of this.

Problem: Seven of Swords Inverted - You're reluctant to mention this issue to the party involved, you may have even given up on being able to talk about it or change it at all.

Advice: Seven of Chalices Upright - Reflect seriously on this issue. Consult those around you to find new ways to approach the problem. As a result of your inquiry, an alternate solution may present itself.

*Rei-chan points to a sign on the door* "There is one rule and one rule only for the fortune hut! Wait. Your. Turn. These interruptions are messing with my psychic flow!" She then quickly sits down and reads you your fortune.

Past: Knight of Swords Upright - A person with a decisive personality entered your life (or perhaps you became more decisive yourself?). Friend or otherwise, for good or bad, this person was a leader and took the reins quickly.

Present: Page of Chalices Upright - A time of reflection and imagination that generally leads to a beneficial future.

Future: Page of Wands Upright - Happiness and excitement abound. A reliable person in your life may bring you good news.

Past: Ten of Pentacles Inverted - Something of yours may have been stolen, or else you were suffering from an oppressive family or the burdens of a lack of funds.

Present: The Empress Upright - Peace is returning to the household, and whatever loss or disagreement existed before is dissipating.

Future: Ace of Swords Upright - You'll pull a complete 180 and change your mind on an important issue. This change will be beneficial; in a way, it's a total rebirth of self.

Want: Five of Pentacles Inverted - You want to overcome some sort of adversity, but you mean to do it in your own stubborn way. It's "your way or the highway" on this issue.

Need:  Ten of Swords Inverted - What you need is to open yourself up. Put aside your pride and instead value the input of others to find success.

Get: Ten of Chalices Upright - What you'll get on your current path is pretty sorry: sadness and misfortune. Heed the cards to avoid a sticky fate!

Want: Eight of Wands Upright - You're desiring some sort of journey or change. Right now, you're the epitome of wanderlust.

Need: Six of Wands Upright - What you need here is a little diplomacy. A few well placed words can go a long way towards getting you to your goal.

Get: Two of Swords Inverted - Unfortunately, it looks like this situation has an unhappy end maybe despite your best efforts. Beware of tricksters and liars - someone who promises you an easy solution!

Background: King of Wands Inverted - Someone in your life has been taking the moral higher ground and talking down to you as if they own the world. How frustrating. 

Problem: Ace of Pentacles Inverted - You want a way out of your troubles and are surrounding yourself with material goods to in an attempt to do it.

Advice: Four of Swords Inverted - This is a pretty serious card. Banishment. The best advice is to do just that, banish this person from your life for a while. Perhaps you can open the door again later when they've come to their senses.

As you leave, the door to the Fortune hut closes behind you with a snap. Walking away, you turn back for one last glance. How strange... there seems to be nothing there! And you're so sure there was something there... if only you could remember what that something was. You seem to have forgotten. And what's this in your hand? A signature? Oh well, might as well keep it.

**Thanks for playing! Madame Rei had a lot of fun reading your fortunes between school and work. Grab the signature if you were fortunate enough to get a reading (eh? see what I did there?).**