GC 7th Anniversary Mad Libs

Lotus Crystal

Event Duration: 7/9/18 - 8/1/18

Welcome to the third round of Mad Libs! I am your host Andalusite! Please take a moment to review the rules before joining in on the madness.

RULES: GC 7th Anniversary Mad Libs 3328163167

This is not rocket science, I promise!

1. We will be going down the list in order, on a first come first serve basis, so please be sure to pay attention to the posts being made by other participants before you fill in a blank. A word will not be counted if its blank was already filled by an earlier post.
2. Please only fill 1-3 blanks at a time so that everybody has a chance to play. If however, two days have passed without a response to this thread, feel free to bump the game with one more word.
3. Be sure to state what you are providing. For example, if a noun is next on the list, then state "# Noun: YOUR WORD." This helps everybody keep better track of the game.
4. Please remember that all words suggested must be PG-13 and in line with GC's General Code of Conduct.
5. When a round is complete, I will update the first post with the completed Mad Lib and will then make an announcement in the thread before starting the next round.

ROUND THREE: ??? GC 7th Anniversary Mad Libs 3328163167

Quote :: 1. Number 1,304,928,485,325
2. Adjective Purple
3. Plural noun Socks
4. Verb Fall
5. Verb Scuba-dive
6. Place Tokyo
7. Time/Date/Month/etc. New Year's Eve
8. Plural noun Trees
9. Verb Place
10. Number 274
11. Plural animal Cows
12. Number 1000
13. Number 26
14. Number 24
15. Noun Bubblegum
16. Place Hong Kong
17. Adjective Kind
18. Verb ending in -ing Braiding
19. Adjective Salty
20. Adjective Wet
21. Room in house Basement
22. Verb ending in -ing Dancing
23. Noun Playground
24. Verb ending in -ed Exploded
25. Noun for a person (e.g eater, runner, man, babysitter, etc.) Teacher
26. Room in house Bathroom
27. Plural Noun Horses
28. Adjective Screamy
29. Verb ending in -ing Eating
30. Verb Blunder
31. Verb Bake
32. Plural occupation Coaches
33. Noun Tower
34. Noun Crayon
35. Noun Bowling Ball
36. Adjective Handsome
37. Verb ending in -ing Stalking
38. Number 30
39. Number 1,462
40. Number Five Million
41. Holiday Easter
42. Verb ending in -ing Bouncing

Previous Rounds:

ROUND ONE: Startup Pitch GC 7th Anniversary Mad Libs 3328163167

Quote :: 1. Misspelled version of a real word or a brand name Aditas
2. Verb Backhand
3. Plural noun Daimons
3.5 Celebrity Taylor Swift
4. Adjective Smooth
5. Adjective Faded
6. Noun Casino
7. Verb Gamble
8. Plural noun Cats
9. Noun Japan
10. Noun Lotion
11. Noun Hand
12. Verb ending in -ing Dancing
13. Plural noun Carrots
14. Verb To bet
15. Noun Glass
16. Noun Crystal
17. Verb Guess
18. Adjective Slimy
18.5 Noun Coin
19. Plural noun Roses
20. Adjective Smooth
21. Acroynm FIFA
22. Brand name Puma
23. A first-world problem Not bringing a power bank for your phone
24. Verb ending in –ing Crying
25. Verb Jump
26. Plural noun Braces
27. Name of a service Ghostbusters
28. Verb Holler
29. Verb Skip

Your startup name: Aditas. Have you ever wanted to backhand all sorts of daimons with friends, family, colleagues, or even Taylor Swift, but didn’t know how? Maybe you were just strolling the sidewalks of your smooth neighborhood past your favorite faded bakery when you wished you could pull out your iCasino and use it quickly to gamble all your latest cats and post it to Japan? Lotion is the answer. The fact is, we live in a world where dancing will revolutionize carrots, and pretty soon you’ll be able to bet anything you want through the cloud. All this glass is already changing the way we crystal, but who has the tools to keep up with it? Aditas is that tool. With our slimy, user-friendly coin, you’ll find that managing all your roses is easier than ever—and smooth! Utilizing the power of FIFA with all the connectivity of Puma, we can help you free yourself from the tyranny of not bringing a power bank for your phone. In this rapidly crying world of ours, it’s hard to find time to jump or keep track of all the braces. Aditas changes that. It puts the power of Ghostbusters at your fingertips. Holler. Skip. Aditas’d.

Quote :: ROUND TWO: The Awkward Date

1. Male name: Johnny
2. School subject: Math
3. Number: 7
4. Verb ending in -ed: Sledded
5. Verb Dance
6. Verb ending in -ing Changing
7. Adjective Gigantic
8. Letter of the alphabet X
9. ~~Plural~~ Possessive Occupation Parent’s
10. Animal Reindeer
11. Day of the week Friday
12. Onomatopoeia (sound word) Crouwnch!
13. Plural noun Socks
14. Adjective Brisk
15. Verb ending in -ed Started
16. Single body part Hand
17. Verb ending in -ed Chased
18. Mode of transport Airplane
19. Something found outside Grass
20. Plural food item Chips
21. Animal Cow
22. Flavor Sour
23. Animal Dog
24. Liquid Water
25. Single food item Carrot Stick
26. Liquid Melted Hot Fudge
27. Adjective Pudgy
28. Color Pink
29. Plural clothing Pants
30. Single piece of clothing Nightgown
31. Plural clothing Lederhosen
32. Plural noun Cars
33. Adjective Round
34. Adjective Smelly
35. Noun Guardian
36. Single body part Eye
37. Single body part Knee
38. Adjective Fluffy
39. Verb Dance
40. Single body part Mouth
41. Adverb Slowly
42. Emotion Terror
43. Greeting / Exclamation Hey!
44. Verb Talking
45. Room of house Kitchen

Tonight I'm going on a date with Johnny from my math class. He has asked me out over 7 times and I always sledded him away. This time I thought I'd dance for it--I mean why not, who is it changing? Johnny is one of those gigantic kind of guys who gets straight X 's in every subject, he's kind of a parent's reindeer. It was Friday night when I heard a crounwch! at the door. It was Johnny holding a bouquet of socks, he bowed and then handed one to me and said, "You look brisk my dear, shall we?"

I almost started from laughter but held it in the best I could. I took his hand and he chased me to his airplane. We drove to a restaurant that overlooked the grass. He ordered chips, cow fingers, sour gravy and a huge dog burger with water. I just wanted a carrot stick with a glass of melted hot fudge, I guess he thought I was pudgy but his outfit had me lose my appetite, pink plaid pants with a button-down nightgown tucked in and over-sized lederhosen on! After dinner he drove me home, we talked about why cars are so round, which was smelly, and then he walked me to my guardian. He kissed me on the eye out of all places! Then scratched his knee and said, "I had a fluffy time, let's dance again some time!" I nodded my mouth slowly, then quickly went inside. I felt terror seeing him again in school but we usually just say Hey!! when we talking into each other in the school kitchen.

Quote :: FINAL ROUND: Job Ads

Housing company looking for 1,304,928,485,325 purple men to lift socks. You will need your own shoes and steel-kidney boots for the job. If you're a troublesome person and would like to make 4,000 bucks an hour, please forward your resume today.

Witch-keepers needed! Clean peoples' authorities and earn extra cash or full time salary. Perfect for stay-at-home cousins. Our dress code is long indigo hats with knee-high bikinis, no exceptions! Work from Monday to Wednesday from 8 am to 497 pm. Must have own gasoline. Starting wage is 207 dollars per hour. Thanks!

Miner needed to take care of my disabled granny. She is thunderstorm ridden, has swimmer's itch and can't move her teeth. She needs an ill-informed woman ( preferably) to help her fall, scuba-dive and take her to Tokyo once every New Year's Eve. She likes to play trees and needs someone that will place with her. She is 274 year old. Must be comfortable around cows. I will pay 1,000 per hour to start. At least 26 years experienced required. Thanks!

We need 24 bubblegum washers immediately in Hong Kong! Must have kind braiding skills, must be salty wet with people, and must be a team player! There will also be some basement duties as well. Apply in person at 88 Dancing Road Southeast. Bring your playground.

Tired of getting exploded by others? Want to work your own hours? Become a teacher and work from the comfort of your own bathroom! Sell quality horses to families and feel screamy about it! Call today for a free consultation.

Eating Assistant needed for busy downtown office. Blunder, bake, and forward information to coaches. Must know to use a tower and must have basic knowledge of how to use a crayon, bowling ball and speak handsome to others. Stalking experience of over 30 years or less than 1,462 is an asset. 5,000,000 dollars an hour including Easter bonuses and bouncing benefits.