Motokidoki: Running like that NEVER looks good in live action.
Sailor Jupiter: But she's more aerodynamic!


Motokidoki: HAHAHA
Sailor Jupiter: I SWEAR this doesn't happen like that in the anime!


Motokidoki: Why do they always show karaoke in these shows?
Sailor Jupiter: You know how we're like, "Hey, let's go get some Chipotle?"
I think in Japan it's like, "Hey, let's go sing karaoke."
Motokidoki: Ah, okay.


Motokidoki: I would FREAK. OUT. if I saw that next to my bed.
Sailor Jupiter: It's stalking youuuuu XD


Sailor Jupiter: They don't have cell phones in the anime.
Motokidoki: Gotta sell that merchandise!


Motokidoki: Why is his voice SO loud for no reason? XD
Sailor Jupiter: The more evil you are the louder you are. True fact.


Motokidoki: Wait, so could she transform into anything?
Could she turn into like, a bus or a cement block?
Sailor Jupiter: Uh, I mean...
It's not like she ever tries, but I want to go with no.


Sailor Jupiter: BEHOLD. Spaghetti Moon!
Motokidoki: Oh my god.

Sailor Jupiter: "Just do what you did last time even though it didnt work. Yolo."


Motokidoki: Is that turtle for eating?
Sailor Jupiter: IT'S A PET.


Sailor Jupiter: Oh, that's Motoki by the way!
Motokidoki: Oh, cool!


Motokidoki: Their base is in an arcade?
Sailor Jupiter: Yup.
Motokodoki: Okay, that's cool.


Motokidoki: What the HECK is that?
Sailor Jupiter: A mini disk! You don't remember those?
They were really popular in the 90's, especially in Japan.
Motokidoki: Not even a little.


Motokidoki: Guardian?
Sailor Jupiter: Senshi. In the dub it's "scout" which is dumb and doesn't make sense.


Motokidoki: Wait, why is she sad about her pudding?
Sailor Jupiter: She bought two because she was going to give one to Usagi.
Motokidoki: One pudding per person is not enough.


Motokidoki: Ramen noodle transformationnnnn!


Motokidoki: It's crazy how different she looks with just some blue hair,
no glasses, and (I'm assuming) make up.
Sailor Jupiter: I actually really like that their hair changes when they transform.
It makes a lot more sense. "Who could Sailor Moon be?
It looks like Usagi wearing a different outfit but nah, it's definitely not her."

Motkidoki: Okay, that's what I would have said.
Sailor Jupiter: Well you would have been WRONG.


Motkidoki: Luna, that's a cell phone.
Sailor Jupiter: Special. secret. communicator.


Motkidoki: Oh my god, that's terrifying.
Sailor Jupiter: GO GO GADGET STRETCHY ARMS.


Motkidoki: How would that be weird at all?
Sailor Jupiter: One does not simply become friends in Japan.


Motkidoki: Is that her sister?
Sailor Jupiter: That's her mom.
Motkidoki: ...
Sailor Jupiter: How do you think Usagi became the way she is?
Motkidoki: Ah.


Sailor Jupiter: You could fit so many snacks in those sleeves. Japan, ahead of us as usual.


Motokidoki: Wow, he's an airplane.
Sailor Jupiter: Dude, you watch Kamen Rider. Hush.


Motkidoki: Here's Tuxedo Mask, doing nothing.
Sailor Jupiter: That's his whole thing. He's there for emotional support!


Motkidoki: SHUNNNN.
Sailor Jupiter: But Rei, that's like saying you don't like fun.